Like A Ballerina

disclaimer: i am not a brandwhore.

BUT OH LORD I DIG THESE SHOES!

Joie's

Sam Edelman's

Viktor & Rolf's

Miu Miu's

Louis Vuitton's

Oh Deer!'s

YSL's

Christian Louboutin's

Marc Jacob's

Chanel's

i have to admit i have a thing for accessories and shoes. i swear im able to shop for accessories the whole day if you give me a visa card and it might go on forever. gasps! hence with the money, i'll be able to present you with the most beautiful accessories and shoes. ha ha ha maybe im just plainly talking bull.

like what they always say "A pair of good shoes can bring you wonders; you'll never know where you'd land."

i hope molly and sally will bring me far!

ps: the shoes ive posted might be seasons ago but i would like to share them with you :)

Shopping's My Best Friend

i never felt so happy when it comes to shopping. i guess today is one of my best in January and i cant wait for more after my salary lands safely into my bank account.

Found Treasure:

both of my ballet flats cost less than 50, some 5bucks big faced watch that made my day, so was the super cute seamless marilyn monroe wallet i found in a super cool shop called PsychicFish owned by some cool chick Florence. of course, not forgetting my 20th birthday (in advanced) my
lovely yet really annoying sister got me this funky pouch which you can wear it over your neck and visually resembles like a real popped-up camera! bloody awesome! oh, by the way that pouch's from PsychicFish too. i swear they have the coolest stuff :)

there's customizations, which can be done for tees and bags however there's extra service charge included. a variety of: badges, necklaces and other cool stuff too. do check it out when you're shopping at Bugis Village! cos All Must Go!

PsychicFish
Florence +65 90250705
nofreefish@yahoo.com.sg
3 New Bugis St, 2nd Level CSL/CI

so guys, have you come across situations where you have zero idea on what you should be the perfect gift for a girl friend or your loved ones? here's a list of things that you can get for ladies and what not to get.

TO GET (also depends on their nature/hobbies/characteristic/likings)

1. accessories (earrings, scarfs, watches..etc)
2. clothes (if you observe her fashion sense well)
3. cutest things ever (those that make her go AWWW sweet..)
   
4. books/CDs/DVDs (make sure you're certain she wants it or else dont even think about it)
   
5. digital goodies (cameras, cellphones, PSP, ipod)
6. lovely dinner
   
7. spa packages
   
8. air tickets!
9. surprises (duh! who doesnt like surprises?)
   
10. wedding ring
    

NOT TO GET (A Big NO)

1. any form of beauty products
2. fugliest things ever

well, i could only think of a few. these are the general ones and hopefully they are able to give you an idea or two about getting the perfect gift. be it your mom, your girlfriend or your friend :)

Good Men In The City

ive caught a few flicks recently to self entertain and apparently this is how bored i am.

no? fine it doesnt matter anyways.

so i caught a couple of great shows and maybe if i tell you about it, you might wanna catch it too if you didnt had the chance to. so..here comes my list and i'll update you more the next day

Superbad is wicked, crazy and lots of mclovin'. with 2 teenage boys about to graduate high school, these guys are used to having a ridiculously dependent friendship--but now they've gotten into different colleges and are forced to contemplate life apart. Evan is sweet, smart and pretty paranoid. Seth is foul-mouthed, volatile, and his never ending topic of human sexuality never fails to cease. this is the story of their misguided attempts to reverse a lifelong losing streak with the ladies in one panic-driven night...that awful, humiliating night you cherish for the rest of your life.

so here comes Another Gay Movie, when 4 gay best friends made a pact that will lose their virginity before labour day. filthy and raunchy, but at the same time, believe it or not, is intelligent and skewers the best and worst of modern day gay culture and gay life. it's so refreshing to see a gay movie that doesn't suck, as many, many do. it is fearless and makes no apologies and doesn't try to be anything that it isn't. however, if you're a fan of American Pie, you'll find this somehow similar, somehow rather.
PS: cute guys starring in AGM, by the way ;)



and who doesn't like cute? the chipmunks are officially back for good! and some mischief too. Dave, a song writer who thinks he has the worst luck ever has no idea that lady luck was all along by his side.
voila! she presented him, 3 talking chipmunks which gave him unnecessary troubles and messing up his apartment makes his blood constantly boil. however their talent -- singing brought him joy and happiness, but the biggest issue has yet to come...you'd adore Alvin and The Chipmunks ;)



i was told that the show sucked totally. however i thought otherwise. with an excellent plot, great cast, The Warlords tells a heart-warming story of 3 men, in discover of what lies ahead in their brotherhood, of trust and loyalty. nobody knows what happen next, and im not telling you the rest cos' you've got to watch this no matter what. i promise it's worth every single cent of your 7bucks. c'mon i mean, whats 7bucks to you when there's renown actors like Andy Lau, Jet Li and Takeshi Kaneshiro who performed brilliantly?

it all happened when a mob boss got killed at a common barber shop. following next was a scene of a pale looking pregnant woman who died after childbirth. you might be wondering wtf has this got to do with anything? its so fucking random. so apparently, after watching on, this movie is all about the Russian mafias, who are known to be a very loose organization with internal feuds and murders being commonplace. so the skinny: midwife finds out the truth behind the dead pregnant lady who is associated with the mafias, obviously messed with the wrong folks, had too many misunderstandings with the mafia's chauffeur, could possibly be her last day on earth. if you like gore, sex and violence, Eastern Promises is the show for you.

what a fucking long entry. geez maybe im just tired

well i hope these reviews do much justice and hopefully convince you to watch any of them. if you have any comments on any movie, leave me a comment. meanwhile, enjoy reading!

How To Make Real Money With Google AdSense

lisa says it all.

i have the urge to use Google Adsense more instead of Nuffnang. despite the latest Glitterati program provided by Nuffnang, i dont know, maybe Google sounds better in terms of money and visitor traffic. but seriously who knows?!

Occupations of All Kinds & Their Sex Life

so much for sex, huh. thought it would be pretty interesting to post this up because sometimes we wonder what sex lives we might lead. here's the rough estimation and i hope this cracks you up a little. enjoy :D

OCCUPATIONS A-Z
& HOW THEY DO IT

ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures.

ACTORS do it on cue.

ADVERTISERS use the "new, improved" method.

AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker.

ANSI does it in the standard way

ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old.

ARCHITECTS have great plans.

ARTISTS are exhibitionists.

ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it over and over.

ASTRONOMERS do it with Uranus.

ATTORNEYS make better motions.

AUDITORS like to examine figures.

BABYSITTERS charge by the hour.

BAILIFFS always come to order.

BAKERS knead it daily.

BAND MEMBERS play all night.

BANKERS do it with interest - penalty for early withdrawal.

BARBERS do it with shear pleasure.

BARTENDERS do it on the rocks.

BASEBALL PLAYERS make it to first base.

BASKETBALL PLAYERS score more often.

BEEKEEPERS like to eat their honey.

BEER BREWERS do it with more hops.

BEER DRINKERS get more head.

BICYCLISTS do it with 10 speeds.

BOOKKEEPERS do it with double entry.

BOSSES delegate the task to others.

BOWLERS have bigger balls.

BRICKLAYERS lay all day.

BRIDGE PLAYERS try to get a rubber.

BUS DRIVERS come early and pull out on time.

BUTCHERS have better meat.

C'Bers do it on the air.

CAMPERS do it in a tent.

CARPENTERS hammer it harder.

CARPET LAYERS do it on the floor.

CHEERLEADERS do it with more enthusiasm.

CHEMISTS like to experiment.

CHESS PLAYERS check their mates.

CHIROPRACTORS do it by manipulation.

CLOCK MAKERS do it mechanically.

CLOWNS do it for laughs.

COACHES whistle while they work.

COBOL PROGRAMMERS do it with bugs.

COCKTAIL WAITRESSES serve highballs.

COMPUTER GAME PLAYERS just can't stop.

COMPUTER OPERATORS get the most out of their software.

CONSTRUCTION WORKERS lay a better foundation.

CONSULTANTS tell other how to do it.

COPS have bigger guns.

COWBOYS handle anything horny.

COWGIRLS like to ride bareback.

CRANE OPERATORS have swinging balls.

CREDIT MANAGERS always collect.

DANCERS do it in leaps and bounds.

DEADHEADS do it with Jerry.

DEER HUNTERS will do anything for a buck.

DENTAL HYGIENISTS do it till it hurts.

DENTISTS do it in your mouth.

DETECTIVES do it under cover.

DIETICIANS eat better.

DIRECT MAILERS get it in the sack.

DIVERS do it deeper.

DOCTORS do it with patience.

DRUGGISTS fill your prescription.

DRUMMERS do it in 4/4 time.

DRY WALLER'S are better bangers.

ELECTRICIANS check your shorts.

ENGINEERS charge by the hour.

EXECUTIVES have large staffs.

FARMERS spread it around.

FIREMEN are always in heat.

FISHERMEN are proud of their rods.

FOOTBALL PLAYERS are measured by the yard.

FOUR-WHEELERS eat more bush.

FURRIERS appreciate good beaver.

GARBAGE MEN come once a week.

GARDENERS have 50 foot hoses.

GAS STATION ATTENDANTS pump all day.

GEOLOGISTS are great explorers.

GOLFERS do it in 18 holes.

GYMNASTS mount and dismount well.

HACKERS do it with fewer instructions.

HAIRDRESSERS give the best blow jobs.

HAM OPERATORS do it with frequency.

HANDYMEN like good screws.

HEWLETT PACKARD does it with precision.

HORSEBACK RIDERS stay in the saddle longer.

HUNTERS do it with a bang.

INSURANCE SALESMEN are premium lovers.

INTERIOR DECORATORS do it all over the house.

INVENTORS find a way.

JANITORS clean up afterwards.

JEWELERS mount real gems.

JOGGERS do it on the run.

LANDSCAPERS plant it deeper.

LAWYERS do it in their briefs.

LIBRARIANS do it quietly.

LOCKSMITHS can get into anything.

LONG DISTANCE RUNNERS last longer.

MACHINISTS make the best screws.

MAGICIANS are quicker than the eye.

MAINTENANCE MEN sweep 'em off their feet.

MANAGERS supervise others.

MARKETING REPs do it on commission.

MILKMEN deliver twice a week.

MILLIONAIRES pay to have it done.

MINERS sink deeper shafts.

MINISTERS do it on Sundays.

MISSILE MEN have better thrust.

MODELS do it in any position.

MODEM MANUFACTURERS do it with all sorts of characters.

MOTORCYCLISTS like something hot between their legs.

MOVIE STARS do it on film.

MUSICIANS do it with rhythm.

NONSMOKERS do it without huffing and puffing.

NURSES call the shots.

OCEANOGRAPHERS do it down under.

OPERATORS do it person-to-person.

OPTOMETRISTS do it face-to-face.

PAINTERS do it with longer strokes.

PARAMEDICS PHOTOGRAPHERS do it with a flash.

PHYSICISTS do it with uniform harmonic motion.

PILOTS keep it up longer.

PLUMBERS do it under the sink.

POLICEMEN like big busts.

POLITICIANS do it for 4 years then have to get re-erected.

POSTMEN come slower.

PRINTERS do it without wrinkling the sheets.

PRINTERS reproduce the fastest.

PROCTOLOGISTS do it in the end.

PROFESSORS do it by the book.

RACERS like to come in first.

RACQUETBALL PLAYERS do it off the wall..

RADIO and TV ANNOUNCERS broadcast it.

REAL ESTATE PEOPLE know all the prime spots.

RECYCLERS use it again.

REPAIRMEN can fix anything.

REPORTERS do it daily.

RESEARCHERS are still looking for it.

RETAILERS move their merchandise.

ROOFERS do it on top.

RUNNERS get into more pants.

SAILORS like to be blown.

SALESPEOPLE have away with their tongues.

SCIENTISTS discovered it.

SECRETARIES do it from 9 to 5.

SKYDIVERS are good till the last drop.

SOCCER PLAYERS have leather balls.

SPEECH PATHOLOGISTS are oral specialists.

SPELUNKERS do it underground.

SPORTSCASTERS like an instant replay.

STEWARDESSES do it in the air.

STUDENTS use their heads.

SURGEONS are smooth operators.

TAILORS make it fit.

TAXI DRIVERS do it all over town.

TAXIDERMISTS mount anything.

TELEPHONE CO. EMPLOYEES let their fingers do the walking.

TELLERS can handle all deposits and withdrawals.

TENNIS PLAYERS have fuzzy balls.

TRUCK DRIVERS have bigger dipsticks.

TRUCKERS carry bigger loads.

TYPISTS do it in triplicate.

VETERINARIANS are pussy lovers.

VOLLEYBALL PLAYERS keep it up.

WAITRESSES serve it piping hot.

WATER SKIERS come down harder.

WELDERS have hotter rods.

WRESTLERS know the best holds.

WRITERS have novel ways.

ZOOLOGISTS do it with animal instinct.

Another Gay Movie?

hate me, love me.

you think its not okay, you might think that this is politically/religiously incorrect. but heck im going to speak up for these people and let them know i'll always support them no matter what, even though im straight. sounds very staged, however i speak nothing but the truth.

you live only once in your life. say an average person lives for almost 70 years of age. and you wanna live and die happy, feel successful, to achieve something good, to be loved and cared. its your body and life you control and not anyone else. who doesn't?

but you know something isn't right about you. your identity. your sexuality. eventually you realized you're gay. being gay, not only you're mentally attracted, you might be also physically attracted to one another but it's okay, really because the life is yours and so as long you're happy, you know the pros and cons, and your folks and friends give you their utmost support, there is nothing wrong being gay.

so anyways, ive caught two movies that i'd recommend to all. :)

• Brokeback Mountain (trust me you'll cry) *4/5 stars*
  
• Another Gay Movie (the Gay version of American Pie) *3/5 stars*
  

well i wont say much longer but you can google or wiki for it. there wont be any conclusion today, as you people already know what ive been trying to say from the entire entry.

*PS: when i say gay, i mean both sexes.

Sidekick 3

i know it has been released since forever, but i will love to have a sidekick 3 badly! :O

SK3 designer phone

extra bling! super hot! :D~

was watching Heros when Hayden Panettiere was using her yellow/gold sidekick! super hot! though its all bulky and such but it's totally different if you have one of your own! despite the pretty lousy functions the phone has, the swivel screen and QWERTY buttons make easy in terms of messaging and surfing the internet. it has its own bluetooth and 1.3 megapixel camera which doesnt really much do anything. also the lack of the 3G function makes a PSP look-a-like, expensive at a pricey USD$399 with contract.

so i guess its not worth my money afterall. but i'd still very much like it :)

Do You Even Remember?

friendster? myspace? multiply? blah, _____________ (fill in the blanks)

could only think of these because i used to be a user. now the question is, do we really utilize them? honestly speaking, i had this mindset of adding as many friends in friendster to get more comments and views in my profile. call me shameless, but that was so 2001!

as i grew older, i deleted all those people i anonymously added, gave my profile a brand new look now with gradually decreasing visits to the site itself; i see no purpose in the ongoing commitment. so it was dunzo for friendster the copycat! but it's number of fans are ever-increasing i dont know why.


i still visit myspace, lastfm and imeem frequently when i wanna check out new music though, and i've got to say they're pretty good in terms of downloads and latest music outbreaks and also other music related stuff.

YAY! to good music

so now to the latest, facebook, a phenomenal social networking website is the new friendster. and the founder Mark Elliot Zuckerberg is cute, studies at Harvard and 4 years my senior so whoever who becomes his girl is not only rich but famous! (digression) lol! not that i care anyways. i did a wiki research about facebook and was actually shocked that the founder actually rejected a $1billion deal from Yahoo.

Some have asserted that this deal values Facebook at approximately US$ 15 billion. However, an extension of Microsoft's advertising relationship with Facebook to 2011 constitutes a large portion of the value of the deal.

-wikipedia from Mark Elliot Zuckerberg

wow thats a lot of money. if $1 billion isn't enough, whats 14 more? tell me about it. moreover, it isn't that difficult to be your own millionaire. neither do i mean it's easy. ;)

so my point is, almost everyone is crazy about facebook. sadly to say im not a fan of facebook because it's annoying and crappy and only 无聊 people wont think so because its the perfect place for them to be! prft well, there.

to cut it short, social networking websites are nothing but a waste of time and effort for consumers like me.

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* 无聊 wu liao - bored/nonsensical

Zouk Turn Off starring 2 Girls And A Cup

i suck.

when it comes to alcohol. like yesterday im supposed to club with tan's clique and samantha turns out to be a back out because i cant even stand on my two feet and my head hurts like fuck. i only know questel was talking to me and telling me it'll be really fun but all i know is that i wanna puke so badly and head straight home and to my bed.

(sorry tan and clique i made this whole clubbing date a turn off and thanks for the vodka)

i was really enjoying myself at the coffeeshop even though its just a crap yaking session with booze, of course and nonetheless, girls doing things that are just out of our imagination. perhaps you can just google for 2 cups and a girl and you'll know what im talking about. (not suited for the weak hearted)

by the way didnt managed to catch the fashion show and i must admit that zouk has full of cute and hot guys(not surprising) but what do i get? none but only tan who was crazy high, cool clique and happy samantha. yeehaw!

anyways, still interested in 2 Cups 1 Girl? check this video out to see the responses of those who caught it before making the right decision.

This Might Make You Sick

this is NOT a party or cocktail hat
dickhead

this isn't happening in japan, neither is it singapore or malaysia, but C for china; one of the cheapest places to travel, eat and shop! and guess what relation does it even have with the above picture? those condoms are recycled. you didnt hear me wrong, recycled! meaning that the goddammed condoms were onced used by one of the 1000000000000000 sexually aroused men in china. the best part has yet to come.

if that was hard enough for you to swallow (no pun intended), dear ladies, the rubber bands or rubber ties that neaten up your beautiful hair could be one one of the recycled used condoms which is indeed, what the fuck. and guys if you think it's funny imagine your girl friends or loved ones using them. it's not even close to funny :(

as stated in the news:

"These cheap and colorful rubber bands and hair ties sell well in the city, threatening the health of local people and tourists," the paper said.

"There are a lot of bacteria and viruses on the rubber bands and hair ties made from used condoms," a dermatologist at the Guangzhou Hospital of Armed Police, who asked to be identified by his surname Dong, said.

"People could be infected with AIDS, warts or other diseases if they hold the rubber bands or strings in their mouths while weaving their hair into plaits or buns," Dong was quoted as saying by the paper.

A bag of 10 recycled hair ties costs only 25 fen at local markets, which is much less than the normal rate for such products, the paper said.

- chinadaily (click for the actual post)

my gooooooodnessss. imagine tourists who traveled to Guangzhou, spotted such cheap deals and decided to buy and import back to motherland after reselling them. ha!

Confessions of a TV Addict

most of the time, television series are meant to be watched on televisions. in my case, i watch them directly off my computer which is constantly downloading new stuffs, albeit at a crawl. so im gonna talk a few of my favourites.

latest addiction: XOXO, Gossip Girl

was never a fan of gossip girl books, even till now. i was aware of their existence however the sight of chick books simply give me the impression of nothing but bitches and bitch fights, ongoing love, flings and scandals not forgetting the IT guy and girl and the fuglies blah blah. . it's supposed to be interesting, but im just not into the genre.

so entertainment business is smart enough to come up with the real thing, thus able to entertain my kind. so if a picture tells a thousand words and seeing is believing, let's heck the book.

aw.

i love this picture

got this feeling Nate's the bad guy in the show

and Chuck the real lonely boy.

and Dan, the middle man lol

so if you have not caught the series, you're not too late cos' you'll have 12 episodes to catch up before the next. oh i forgot to add, if you love OC, you'll love Gossip Girl :)

i have no idea why im blogging so much these days. something must have triggered suddenly driving me to actually post entries. lol

so anyways another fave of mine is...*drumroll*

Grey's Anatomy and Season 4 is coming up soon!
which im not feeling surprised.

and someone's leaving the crew too, guess who

apparently it was rumoured that someone will be leaving the cast of GA, and i think you will know who and i do too. but i guess its okay as the show must go on, that i wanna sing Queen's but i guess life's just like that; people come and go and the rule of the game is to keep your eyes peeled, mind still and body built to survive the entire leg of the race.

and of course, the competitors get in the way, let's call in House, another medical drama just lesser hot doctors (imo), roped me me and zomg its a great show! if you love sarcasm, cool, wit and humour, House's the show for you. of course, not to mention the medical cases that makes you go wow or ugh.

Dr. Foreman: Isn't treating patients why we became doctors?
Dr. House: No, treating illnesses is why we became doctors. Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable.

finally, when superman loses his sex appeal with his red underwear, spiderman stops producing webs, and batman loses his wings, the civilians come to their rescue! besides they're special in their own way. they are Heros,


a new series which has taken over the television industry by storm. this series offer fans a glimpse into their deepest supernatural dreams by projecting it upon a selected cast of special individuals. one can expect to see people freeze time, flying, having literally alter egos and reading minds. from the mysterious, gloomy and cruel Sylar to the powerful and naive Peter Petrelli, one can only hope the average 42 minutes of an episode to never end.

like chocolates, it's turning into an addiction. so addictive, im turning into some couch potato! help!

for entertainment purposes only

Hairy Mary Holy Moley

zomg the hair!

: O

I WANT!

Designing At Its Best

i extracted some designs posted by designspotter.com and these are my personal fave

i would pretty much love this for feb14

this would be cool too

or the book lovin' affair

sleek i love

boyfriend #1

boyfriend #2

i wanna have this right in my room now

this works even better

or this!

guns and roses?

ma, it wasn't me!

this is made of ceremics; do you still wanna sleep with me?

neat!

this doubled the sex appeal

meet your doom, bugs!

a gift to all faggots

guys' best friend

waiters' best friend

ladies' best friend

everybody's best friend

sex and chocolates lol

well if i were to display the entire collection it's gonna suck me dry. besides its just a few clicks away. ;)