Lying

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off.

Dinner with My Family

guess who!

zomg you caught me! damn.

okay i'll try not to laugh

but you're just so not funny

hey stop that!

ugh i really mean it...

buzz off bugger!

okay i really hate the paparazzi.

want a piece of me?
here!

haha its really funny to even think of such lousy lines when i don't really know how to describe those snapshots. so i made up with those and if you think it isn't funny i apologize because i know it isn't funny but i tried making it look funny and i failed miserably for trying to be funny when im not even funny to begin with.

but the whole issue isn't with the wanton fillings or my sister who is the ultimate camera shy person ever.

i made dinner for my whole family. a really good feeling. my stomach felt warm. my dishes, needless to say was scrumptious and appetizing; i mean, it's really not bad and at least they enjoyed my dishes wholeheartedly though they're the smallest eaters ive known. however i knew they had their fill and were happy too, which made me felt that love is still around even if im alone.


so i tried a song or two on my piano and it was aw....e...fully played and still had the cheek to say that im just nervous which was partially true but seriously it was all bullshit. i was sneezing so badly my nose almost fell off i swear and my family were surprised that i could actually sneeze THAT loud. yada yada yada

great day.

fries and chicken nuggests :)

I'm missing...

Hongkong.

Attack of The Gremlin!

she is where GREMLINS (the movies) got it's idea from.

...OMGWRF

i am simply speechless.
hady mirza won Asian Idol 2007 and that was the first in history.
who would have even thought about that?

i almost choked on my wantons, i swear.

6 Bucks an Hour

my job as an admin assistant

Now You See It, Now You Don't

now you see it, now you don't.

whoever that said that beauty lies within the eyes of the beholder, is full of crap seriously. this is the best proven evidence; do not deny.

say for instance, Miss Q

is someone many guys dig but when the truth behind her is being revealed...

wtf, seriously?!

"this is how you do it", she says.

1. sticky tapes to form double eyelids and contact lenses

2. apply the foundation, concealer...(whatever)

looking 'dainty'

3. with a touch of super long fake eyelashes,

4. mascara and lip gloss on with locks let down...

5. and the most ridiculous saturating set-ups in photoshop,

ah ha! your very own, Miss Q!

maybe you might wanna take a closer look at the girl whom you glanced twice as she passes by. because what you see isn't really what you will get. ;)

Why Try So Hard?

it's like, the more you want it, the more you won't get it.
so why do we all try so hard?

1234 is My Secret

remember i used to mention that i have a thing for the orderly string of numbers 1,2,3 and 4? i think it's hinting me something. like for instance, my pet hamster Fatty died at 12.34pm this afternoon, as stated by my sister.

will be remembered by all of us

...also im into this quirky music video by Feist who sang this song (iPod advert) 1 2 3 4



and with all these playing in my head i cannot figure how i got this number or even do the sum.

anyways, i regretted not getting the tics for ZoukOut (tomorrow!) this year and even though its still not too late, i hesitated in purchasing the tickets because they are like fucking ex; SGD44 or at-the-door sales at what? 53SGD? my desire insisted that i should get the tics however my conscious told me me otherwise. guess conscious was right.

besides the main reason why i wanna go ZoukOut is to experience my favourite DJ, Steve Aoki (who is finally here in SG) who plays indie and runs a well respected indie label, Dim Mak!

nope, he aint no crazy bitch

Dim Mak Fashion Label

shit, i regretted not getting the ticket.

*bangs head on the floor on repeat mode*

what a nice day.

Mr. Tan Turns 19!

to a very special friend, mr. tan

thank you
for the years spent
for the tears shed
for the laughter brought
for the fun we had
for the happy times
for the bad times
it's not going to stop here (goes to the other two, you-know-who)
and you know it

i love you
happy 19th and many more to come
have a blast on your birthday!

:)

Sleigh Bells & Maybe A Valentine Too

i cant wait for Christmas! bet everyone feels the same!

GAP got Gossip Girl and random celebrities to advertise their season collection for Christmas and it turned out pretty good! browsing those pictures really make me happy ;)

click to ENLARGE

another 23 more

and the thing with Christmas is, it'll always remind me of family, friends and love. i thought of my dear cousin at the other side of the globe, England. how nice if she's here with me then we'll joke like there's no tomorrow (cos' only she is one of those in my family who really, literally laughs at almost all my jokes)

and if you are wondering how she looks like...

when Joker met Mr. Peanutman!

trying to be funny

obviously, all the time...

and transforms herself into a ravishing beauty...

uh huh, this is what im talking about

did i tell mention she used to be a vocalist in her band, Ellements which got disbanded? :D

her visit to s'pore during CNY'07 (able to spot me?)

i miss family warmth, which is lacked in mine pretty often, but i believe that warmth will return; AND I CAN'T WAIT!

Nicole Kidman Boobin'

was browsing one of the pages and look who ive spotted? keith urban and nicole kidman all dressed up for the . i paused for a second and this was what ive observed.

1. nicole kidman looks alibino
2. she's much taller than her husband
3. lovely gown and uh...
   

zomg disorientated boobs.

Neon Bible

arcade fire's up to some mischief. click HERE to find out why ;)

Laughing Toes

hello
goodbye!
think its the ending?
ha ha
toes are laughing
why,
its only the beginning
to live with-in
and
suck up to
that joke;
it's life we're talking about

*snaps fingers*

Chuck & Lonely Boy

"Let's strip in the bed and stare each other in the eyes"

its funny how you actually take note at almost everyone in the train. the best part is, you dont really know why you did that. and you know what it actually makes me kind of happy.

chuck & lonely boy

The Masquerade

it was announced that Albus Dumbledore is somewhat gay, i thought it wasnt so bad afterall. i mean, the publicity of JK. Rowling's books will always be an uproar in the world and the entertainment industry. besides, money is always pouring in so... with Dumbledore being gay, its like adding extra cheese on your pizza and making it chees-ier.

doesnt sound nice, but its hilarious i just cant help it (apologies for that Harry Potter fans) ;)

Bald Wig & Colourful Rides

hi all.

ive counted the days and its obvious that i have lost track with time and space. too many things, too many things. november is never better with samme coming home from australia( in a few hour's time!) and my sis turning 14 and more trouble to come. and of course, to those who still dont know i'll be quitting my job at the end of the month. and in the air is the breath of christmas so everything feels good!

ps: by the way, my computer broke down again. and it will not be up till i dont know when too

i love busrides when i saw funny people like a bald guy wearing a bald wig and it looks like a shaft so i called him a dickhead and i saw skies that displayed different pictures. i saw angels with wings and a devil with piercing eyes. its amazing! so, i love busrides.

apologies to people who frequent my blog and knowing nothing is being updated (as prompted in my tagboard), i'll try to update with my mundane life if i have the chance to. meanwhile, to those who loveeeeeeee flea markets, zouk has its very own, Flea & Easy which is held at zouk and winebar itself tomorrow! its 2pm - 7pm and you've gotta be legal..so go figure.

Samantha Turns 19!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAMANTHA!
AND I LOVE YOU!
FROM YOURS TRULY BACK HOME

and i hope your expression to turn out like this :D

Unoriginal

ORIGINALITY GONE BAD...

top: anya hindmarch's $55 "I'm Not A Plastic Bag" Tote
bottom: Lays going kumpung?

looking fake from a plastic surgery is already quite some big deal. thus so, manufacturers decided to let more daily products go under the knife as well. and i mean, to the extreme. for instance, i saw this "anya hindmarch print tote" in this one day pushcart in Ang Mo Kio Hub last Saturday in a range of colours and its only SGD2! wtf?

and LAYS looks obviously too bloody fake to be LAYS. oh, its seaweed flavour anyway. so, go figure

Measurements

"why is everything in life measured?
education, work, money, sex, things...
thats why life is always short.
because measurements are done;
and obviously, it's proven."

- Yeong

The Ground

things i saw on the ground a week ago.

now you know why they tell you to look up or straight or to the bright side?

see what i mean?