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our overjoyed prime minister, Mr. Lee Hsien Loong

i just wanna blab about how happy i am when it was announced that Singapore won the bid for the first Youth Olympics 2010. pretty cool, isn't it? well kudos for Moscow too because i believe they did as much as we can too! :)

EDC apologises

as for the ney part: EDC Edison Chen returned Hong Kong from Canada and faced the media ever since the scandal saga. he apologised to Hong Kong and the affected victims and announced that he will be leaving the entertainment business for an indefinite period of time.

extracted from ChannelNewsAsia.com:

"I stand before you to account for myself. I've never escaped responsibility before. I admit the pictures were taken by me. They were private pictures and never intended to be shown to the public. They were stolen from me illegally, and distributed without my consent. I would like to apologise to those affected by what has happened. Apologise to all the ladies and their families,"

"I've decided to step away from Hong Kong show business, and do some soul searching, and will do charity and community work in the next few months. My priority is to stop the suffering and pain. We don't want this situation to get out of control. In this regard, I've instructed my lawyers to protect all the innocent victims in this case," he said.

"I've failed you all as a role model. To all (the) young people out there, let this be a lesson to you. I hope you can forgive me, give me another chance."

- Edison Chen

it's a pity that he will be stepping out of showbiz but at least we all know that EDC isn't a coward who hides and ducks from reality. he actually stepped out and admitted his wrongdoings and well, decides to start over a new leaf. (i dont mean to be a bitch, but i always think that the saying "A leopard never changes its spots" is true sometimes)

but its just a saying! who knows what happens next?

oh, by the way...

i never thought that Edison Chen is wrong. he is just unlucky that he went to the wrong store to fix his damned laptop. like what aveline told me: nothing wrong for someone to have their own bedroom kinkiness. so true! i just want to pinpoint something that everyone should think twice about.

you see, the whole issue about sex:

it takes two to tango. two hands to clap.

EDC

a picture paints a thousand words, let alone a video.


poor Edison Chen got caught up in such difficult situation; i swear he can be as famous as a troubled Paris Hilton, but a poor one. as you guys should have heard about the recent sex scandal(s) Mr. Ed and many other female celebrities are going through, why not let me give you a suggestion: let it go.

obviously, the paparazzi and the whole entertainment field isn't going because thats how they keep money rolling in. these businesses never include "empathy" in their dictionary. and who knows how long this torture will go on? they like blood and tears, y'all know.

i told aveline that Edison was *suay, whose laptop broke down and obviously he mistakenly got it repaired at the wrong shop. ha and all of his super wild love life and kinky conquers of female celebrities (i don't have to mention them, you know them too) are being stolen and uploaded it to the great world wide web (please slap yourself 3 times if you don't know what that is)

i'm not stopping anyone from having their sex lives. because sex is part of life! but wanting to take sex scenes and videos off your lousy video camera phone or your high definition video cameras or laptops might be the biggest mistake in your life.

you don't have to be Paris Hilton or Edison Chen to be famous. even an ordinary polytechnic student Tammy got her famous for her infamous sex video which was reportedly stolen and unfortunately uploaded to the internet. she even got her own Tammy merchandise, which isn't funny at all.

the dangerous black box

it's called the black box (as told by many of my computer genius friends), something not very nice to mess with. it stores any destroyed or deleted files you executed. that's why any data you try to delete or destroy will still be found when experts retrieve it. no matter how damaged or cranky your devices are, scientists or experts are still able to get the data whenever they want. so think twice when you wanna do something stupid on the computer or on your phone.

digression and back to Ed, he had a press release.


boy, that video doesn't seem to do much justice in this. at least he tried! of course, folks like him decided to poke fun of his misery sarcastically?


ha ha ha, not funny!

well, let's all say we have our bad days. everyone has their bad days. and Ed is not an exception. guess with so many lives being destroyed temporarily, i guess it's time for Ed and all to think about the mistakes we've made past years.

*suay - unlucky in Hokkien dialect

What Is That Mysterious Ticking Noise?!

Have a good laugh. Enjoy! :)

Chinese New Year Frenzy

many things happened for the past week.
happy chinese new year folks, by the way.

lou hei at my grandma's the yu sheng is yummy FTW!

it was unexpected but my cousin Jason is getting engaged! yay!

a very old friend Jane came back from NZ for a visit and she's traveling around Asia

my dad who turned 59 while i turned 20 not too long ago

annual reunion dinner

my favourite mushroom. goes well with soup

the scallops attacked my mouth, i swear

while the prawns had a wild party

fake abalone, yes yes cheapskate's my middle name so sue me

always remember to include your greens!

cuttlefish danced wildly

my sis' fave. i dont know what this is called

fish cubes made for perfection

fishballs. hmm...

happy family

dad's expression says all

unstoppable mahjong session

mahjong addiction!

it's funny because all the festivals happen so quickly, you don't even remember them happening. oh anyways it doesn't really matter now, does it? and whats next?

st valentine's?

prft give me a break! beer sounds good too.

My First Time

Joshua stared into my eyes. We were both gazing at each other waiting for the time to come. Excitement surge through my veins. Then suddenly, a sudden jerk awoke my sense. With adrenaline riding in my bloodstream, he threw me up and around in an uncontrollable frenzy. Utter chaos reigned. My min willed it to stop, but it ignored my pleas and continued to satisfy himself. The initial ache below my stomach region now increased to an excruciating pain. It was then finally the pain ebbed away after the climax.

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Joshua and I indeed enjoyed our very first 'Cabury Inverter' ride at the Escape Theme Park in Singapore.

Chinatown & Meatballs

we had ikea's swedish meatballs and chicken wings and it left us drooling over and over again.

once popped you can't stop!

pieces of heaven

jam and meatballs?

great combination! let's go for another

and then PUSSY willow came into the picture.

PUSSY.

i never liked chinatown during CNY season

chinese puppet show. cool beans!

i had a really tiring day. must be the spring cleaning that kept me awake the entire night leaving me little time to rest my tired body.

this is not the worst yet

oh by the way does the model above looks familiar? like you have seen her somewhere? people, this is paris fugly hilton. i dug this out from my collection of posters and was really amazed how badly lime's designer made paris hilton look. obviously her head was detached from some place and pasted to this body. she looks like my nightmare i think im going to have later. EW!

more meatballs, please!

more meatballs, please!

more meatballs, please!