Party Crazy Shop Baby

Dim Mak & Cobrasnake are coming to Singapore! Steve Aoki and Corbasnake will be down for hugs and kisses, you don't want to miss that too! if you like flea markets and loaded fun, here's what you need to do - fly down to Zouk this coming Sunday, 18th May 2pm- 7pm! awesome DJs spinning, fantastic buys, what are you waiting for?

check out the past yard sales and you'll know, crazy!

can't get enough of Steve Aoki and Cobrasnake? come down and party crazy with photographer extraordinaire party boy Cobrasnake while Resident LAX Club DJ Steve Aoki spinns at Zouk on Saturday, 17th May, a day before the yard sale!

Malaysia, 21st March

you wouldn't wanna miss this super awesome party! love! love! see ya there!

Trivia: bet you guys don't know Steve Aoki's sister is actually hot hot Devon Aoki.

MOS Presents...

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MOS came up with this really weird yet interesting teaser. it says the answer to be revealed on the 30th. and just 45 minutes ago, i received the answer and it goes like this:

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hardcore clubbers, whatcha waitin' for?!

Zouk Turn Off starring 2 Girls And A Cup

i suck.

when it comes to alcohol. like yesterday im supposed to club with tan's clique and samantha turns out to be a back out because i cant even stand on my two feet and my head hurts like fuck. i only know questel was talking to me and telling me it'll be really fun but all i know is that i wanna puke so badly and head straight home and to my bed.

(sorry tan and clique i made this whole clubbing date a turn off and thanks for the vodka)

i was really enjoying myself at the coffeeshop even though its just a crap yaking session with booze, of course and nonetheless, girls doing things that are just out of our imagination. perhaps you can just google for 2 cups and a girl and you'll know what im talking about. (not suited for the weak hearted)

by the way didnt managed to catch the fashion show and i must admit that zouk has full of cute and hot guys(not surprising) but what do i get? none but only tan who was crazy high, cool clique and happy samantha. yeehaw!

anyways, still interested in 2 Cups 1 Girl? check this video out to see the responses of those who caught it before making the right decision.

1234 is My Secret

remember i used to mention that i have a thing for the orderly string of numbers 1,2,3 and 4? i think it's hinting me something. like for instance, my pet hamster Fatty died at 12.34pm this afternoon, as stated by my sister.

will be remembered by all of us

...also im into this quirky music video by Feist who sang this song (iPod advert) 1 2 3 4



and with all these playing in my head i cannot figure how i got this number or even do the sum.

anyways, i regretted not getting the tics for ZoukOut (tomorrow!) this year and even though its still not too late, i hesitated in purchasing the tickets because they are like fucking ex; SGD44 or at-the-door sales at what? 53SGD? my desire insisted that i should get the tics however my conscious told me me otherwise. guess conscious was right.

besides the main reason why i wanna go ZoukOut is to experience my favourite DJ, Steve Aoki (who is finally here in SG) who plays indie and runs a well respected indie label, Dim Mak!

nope, he aint no crazy bitch

Dim Mak Fashion Label

shit, i regretted not getting the ticket.

*bangs head on the floor on repeat mode*

what a nice day.

Dancin' Prancin'

X Scissor Sisters - I Don't Feel Like Dancin'

but i just felt the groove. i felt as if i own that stage. a tremendously fucking good feeling. i danced and shaked my bootie (knowing that i dont have one); i did it anyway. it was an unexpected change of plans -- that new year celebration would be this way. none of us expected that either.

the clique settled dinner at new york new york pretty early say, 5.30 in the afternoon? fucking ulcers was a sign for me not to consume 'heaty' yummy food, totally not fair. dinner was mediaocre; the ambience was great though. i had my laughs and mocking at tan yihong was at its best but i guess now since he became so cool, its payback time. pretty miserable. ):

we scurried our way to Esplanade via the underpass. as usual, Esplanade is always crowded when there are events like 'International Fireworks Festival' or 'National Day'. as long there are fireworks, Esplanade is always packed like sardines. people from all over singapore would flock like birds and settle their butts or chop a place for their friends and relatives at the main arena. at 8pm i swear, Esplanade is already jam-packed.

apparently i got a little pissed with aveline because she keeps on urging me to settle my butt into the crowd when i cant even get in. but then since i was pretty happy, those stupid thoughts just vanished subsequently. so while we were all waiting for almost nothing, i decided to set my eyes across the river. feeling the serenity of the river , a still calmness set in me. i closed my eyes slightly, trying to capture the breeze when im actually competing with 10,000 or more people.

the first three preludes hit ultimate lameness. eventually, ACS were on the verge of being turned off. however, the live bands decided to set it all straight and give us a little boogie woogie and pretty good music. i like! especially when JustB, one of the superband finalists started off with their acapella songs, i melted like mozerella cheese on hot pipping pizza. they did an another acapella on this song Quando, total hotness.

anyway, sam and i decided to check out DXO to see if the queue is long. and we left aveline waiting for the fireworks. when we reached DXO, we realised that we were unable to make it back due to the barriers unless we do a detour which is going to be really tedious, furthermore we were on our heels.

feeling apologetic, sam and i rung aveline telling her the situation. understanding ave told us to go ahead and enjoy the club, which i think we did. by the way, ave left for her class chalet before witnessing one of the most beautiful fireworks ive ever witnessed in my life. aw, pity.

DXO wasnt much pretty. the crowd was high, the alcohol wasnt that fantastic. but heck, we both partied hard and danced like crazy women (okay, maybe thats just me) to sum it up, it wasnt overrated neither is it underrated. sam would return DXO for the comfy chairs, thats all. she wasnt impressed with the semi-techno music neither was i. but we paid 20$ for it so why not make use of almost everything? haha! oh! almost forgot, i bumped into 1 of the ex yuying students lorraine and lini, my classmate. such coincidence! ha! bet they have their piece of fun too.

ps: trying to communicate each other on the phone was a chore that moment. traffic was crazy. i thought i could be the first to wish my family happy new year. but thank goodness i did it the 'advanced' way.

cab fare was fucked up. the both of us went to thomson for yummy prata. and my freaking breakfast costs nearly 6$. the cheese and mushroom prata for 3.50$ and my 2 glasses of milo dinosaur and teh terik.

chatted a bit with sam about our 18 years of life, about our future -- just the 2 of us. a little boring but we tried our best to entertain each other, and i had fun. did you?

happy new year, motherfuckers!

Baking with Friends!

X FF10 Soundtrack - Zanarkand

sigh, samme you shouldnt fall ill, or else i would have been clubbing with you right now not only with good music, free cover, with a glass of bourbon sipping off my mouth and the newest double O membership card with so so many YUMMY privileges la.*heaves a large sigh*

i didnt sleep yesterday. swear the fact that i feel like shit now. earlier on, my classmates came over my place to bake cookies and cake. its my first time i have so many friends come visiting my house. surely that is something worth remembering. what an over whelming experience!

ps: i have to apologise to you guys cos im feeling really tired and excited at the same time, feeling bad cos i think i didnt do well as a host.


i cant wait for more visitings; they really make me happy.

meanwhile, enjoy holidays friends. (: today was great, thanks for the fun. =3 and i almost forgot! thanks my dearest sister to help me with the cooking and cleaning up. hope you love savouring my food.

i cant wait to write my story.

Sigh

X Son By Four - Purest of Pain

sigh we should have gone for it. ):

Handcuffed Guy

X Blue - If You Come Back

ive just made a conclusion :

if you are offered or invited to a clubbing event, just GO. DONT hesistate, especially when the invites are free and the flow are free.

this is not trying to be suaku/kiasu singaporean, but i just missed one funky event @ The Clinic. if youve heard of it. yes, it's clinically proven and gives you adversed side effects of becoming high and with much much love, baby.

you tell me la, how not to be gek xim*?

anyway, my girlfriend jing sent me this forwarded message that is so hilarious i almost puked my dinner. here is :

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

(Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm.....)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.

In other words, send it to everyone !

(and God love that pig!)

okay i guess you eyes must be quinting like hell. will talk more tomorrow.

wait! im not done yet. i fergot something really important i want to mention and that is earlier this afternoon, while waiting for the lift, this kaypo auntie whom i know had this very pale looking facade told me that CID and the police are at my block to arrest this guy who apparently, from what i heard resides at the 12th storey. and im wondering MY GOD what the fuck did that guy do?

so i acted fast, pressed the button and patiently waited for the lift to stop so i can catch a glimpse of that guy. apparently, when the lift stopped at my storey, 6 law enforcers and a young guy who carried this scent of familiarity which i cant detect looked at me. they gave me this "you sure you want to come in? besides i guess there isnt much space for you, mdm" look. i flushed and apologised duh, as they continue to make their way down.

as soon i took the next lift, i walked swiftly in search of that group. aha! that guy is indeed in cuffs! shit thats so fucked up. really wondered what he do. i mean, dont you think its pretty scary to have a law breaker to live under the same roof as of you? i swear i'd have shitted on my pants if i know he is my neighbour and is a serial killer. but in regards of this young man, i still dont know what offence he made.

gek xim* - frustrated

seriously, you just fucked up.

4 Days

X NB Ridaz feat. Angelina - Notice Me

a blog entry for approximately four days. hmm.

okay as i am counting my days to Christmas, there are quite a number of events that are going to happen or had happened.

• LEVI'S On4Life Party @ MoS on 1 Dec (Fri)
• Mom's death anniversary.
• TYH's birthday gathering(at)BumbleBeez, Boat Quay (apparently people went drunk. but glad they enjoyed) on 3 Dec (Sat)
• Flow @ MOS (which i cant go cos i am ill, DAMMIT) on 5th Dec (Tue)
**PS : Sorry Leslie!
• Samantha asking me to meet her at Attica for the SAJC post prom after my programme at MOS. (didnt attend too, DAMMIT again) on 5th Dec (Tue)
• Milkshake @ Ministry of Sound on Sat 9 Dec (Sat)
• CRM Exams (Unit1-3) on 12th Dec (Tue)

oh stressful stressful.

anyway, can you people believe if i tell you i fell ill again? i guess i have unhealthy genes in me. ):
yesterday was a killer. woke up and started sneezing uncontrollably. my nose almost dropped off, i swear! i continued sneezing the whole day and by night, i fell asleep at 7pm, waking up at 2pm today. then i realised im running a fever, a sorethroat and still, a sneezy nose. fuck therefore i had to conclude that im not suitable to attend school (school's over, duh) and NO clubbing tonight (shit) well, guess i'll just have to stay up here to blog and whine about my stupid nose and those drippy mucus.
ugh what a GREAT day.

yeong does an impression on how she would feel in her next time falling ill.

Leslie

X Fort Minor - Petrified

dig gigs, underage parties? my friend leslie is selling tickets and its way cheaper than compared from the retail prices. ie. retail: $20(presale) $25(door) leslie: $16 ( $4 bucks for a pack of lousy cigg or a can of beer, okay like,whatever) i know you would be interested, so please do me a favour and EMAIL me for more details or you can click HERE to know more. do it like, NOW. not tomorrow, not later.

*while stocks last.

if you are still deciding thinking whether this is gonna be fun packed or not, ever wondered who's in it?

i'll give you a few names. you be judge.

• Concave Scream
• Baybeats 2006 crowd favorites Plain Sunset
• Power 98fm’s 2006“best Singapore band” nominees Saw Loser a.k.a Pug Jelly
• West Grand Boulevard
• popular Japanese Visual rockers Seraph
• Krumpers
• B-boys
• Beat Boxers by the iLLers
• performances by the Breakforce Crew, Huron and Ren.
• Powerjam crowd favorites The Nerves
• Sevenfalls
• Ivy’s Vendetta
• Sound Expulsion
• Airtime
• Stentorian
• Face Off
• Sunset Strip
• Feizoniq
• August Star
• DJ Koflow turntabling together with Ministry’s own Rattle and Tang.

PS: A secret afterparty has been organised as an appropriate epilogue to this massive lineup – details will not be made available until the end of the event.

so, how? turned on yet? dont stop, just do it anyway.