Failed To Understand

Here's something I always fail to understand. Why do people try so hard to be someone else and not their own?

Their interest (certain), the speech, the fashion sense (just look around everyone dresses about the same way), the way one BLOGS?!?!...

Isn't there a sense of originality in us somehow? Why we rather follow someone else rather than following our hearts?

Now you know why there's such a phrase : Monkeys See, Monkeys Do?



Oh well, if only someone could give me an answer.


Picture: Courtesy from How Original Are You?

He Who Loves Pikachu: Puffy

My aunt's puppy, Puffy loves Pikachu and loves licking people..,you really don't wanna know exactly where, but he licks you almost everywhere. He jumps in a frenzy manner when visitors drop by, and doesn't bark or bite. A foodie like Rudy, however unlike Rudy, Puffy doesn't pee around. Puffy is a timid pup. He's afraid of shuffling cards and mice..which is a pretty hilarious moment whenever he tried finding places to hide when there isn't any. He raises his ears when you make a sound, which is awfully cute and smiles when you light the lighter. No matter how much you hate a dog, I believe Puffy is one helluva dog that might change your mind. ;)

Ever Wonder What's The Worst Job Ever?

Have you ever wondered what is the worst job ever?

In my personal opinion, I think the worst job ever has got to be...ARMPIT SNIFFERS! Just take a look at this!

*sniff* Hmm...smells like chicken!

Deodorant companies hire professional armpit sniffers to sniff the pits just to make sure the product they sell will be a wipe out! Yikes!!! Now whenever I look at my deodorant, I will look it in a different way. :0

It's just odd to be sniffing pits of different people at the same time. I mean, it's totally different with those garbage collectors because most garbage just smell like garbage, don't they? But armpit sniffers?! God, have mercy on them!

Now, I just wonder how's the pay like. =?

Hand Bra? WTF?

Men are so bored, they came up with lingerie like these - Hand Bra. Woah? I know, I know, what can I say? Men are so creative yet thoughtful at the same time? Puhhh-leassseee!

I just wonder what on earth was he/she thinking when they created this wonder bra. Hmm...

Sexy, or just hideous? You tell me.

I thought it might be the most awesome costume for Halloween or themed parties but wearing it over a t-shirt and walking all over the streets?

Why, are you lacking of attention?

Obsessed With Fred

Fred sounds like Freddy Krueger, or Fred Perry...but the real Fred I'm talking about is...this super cute guy here! By the way, his name's Lucas and he's 14, 15? Fred is a fictional character he portrays. And, NO I'M NOT A STALKER!

...I just love watching his videos. Check this one out! It might sound a little annoying, but that's his style of doing things. You just have to watch the entire clip!!!


His face is so rubbery that whatever expressions he does he just look so funny. Love the way he rolls his eyes, the way he cups his hands by his face...classic! I truly believe that he will become a really successful standup comedian, because he is THAT good!

Anyway, I did a little storyline on him using the pictures I've printscreened. Enjoy!

Hi! I'm Fred! Check out my YouTube videos!

God told me I'm special.

I am!

Don't look at me that way, It can't be helped!

Hey, I'm not disgusting! Quit staring at me!

QUIT STARING AT ME YOU MORONS!

You're jealous that I'm special.

YES YOU!

Now you're mocking at me? See, I can too!

Okay okay, whatever that makes you happy. *Pouts*

*In A Trance*

Know what? I'm going to sing Mariah Carey's now go away!

4 A.M Spell

I couldn't sleep plus I'm bored stiff so I decided to do a cover of Marie Digby's Spell. I thought singing it might make me feel sleepy because the song sounds so dreamy and soothing. Didn't worked for me. :(

Anyway, may I present you...

You Are A Laughing Stock

This might sound dramatic but it happened to someone I knew before.

PS: I forgot to tell this to Alicia and Chris earlier on. So now I'm going to relate the incident using e-media.

Guys pick up girls on the street. I believe quite a number of guys do that to at anywhere, anytime. But can you imagine the girl being fooled after giving her number to the guy? Be it in bed, or by means of wealth or fame or just for the sake of fun, that girl is a laughing stock.

I had this experience when I went for a movie outing at Cineleisure with a group of girls. When we were about to enter the building, the Cine kids(or so I thought), approached one of my friends and asked for her number. Flushing red, my girlfriend browsed around and finally gave her number to the "full-package" guy (cool, good looking, a sk8r boy too) after a round of persuasion from the rest of his friends. When she finally did everyone cheered on, leaving me looking like an ass for not being "a friend". Some asked if I was green with envy...Uh, not really. I had this bad feeling so I thought I better shut up. And I was right!


That scenario was so awkward we decided to mingle around Rocky Masters and came the same guy who asked for my girlfriend's number. He took a glance at my friend and started sniggering real hard, so hard I thought his esophagus was going to explode anytime. "Hey there girl, don't be angry if you allow me to say this, but I took a bet with my friends that I'm able to get your number within 10 minutes. All thanks to you he's buying me a movie ticket. Don't worry I will delete your number from my phone." He completed his sentence, immediately flashed his phone at her face and deleted her number running back to his friends who were already laughing at the corner.

She flushed again, this time infuriated and pissed. One of of my girlfriends stood up and flashed the finger and the guys went "OOOOH..." which obviously doesn't bother them. In my mind, I was like, "Morons are meant to be morons. No mistake in that."

We took our last coffee sip and left for the theatre immediately...What laughing stock.

Girls, if a random guy ever comes up to you on the street for your number, don't be fooled by his looks or his deep sexy voice because all of this is a scam, to make you look like an idiot or to manipulate you. If you're all cool, then I guess I've nothing much left to say. If you have no idea what to do, just reject him. Don't even try feeling bad for him because he is a completely desperate moron.

PPS: This is not meant to be a sexist entry because such scenarios can be applied to guys as well. Neither is it meant to be stereotypical because only a handful of people behave this way.

Going "Cheebye!" Isn't Cool

saying the f word, a.k.a fuck sounds reasonably okay. however words like cheebye or kan ni na (fuck in dialect) just sound bad, in a really bad way. i don't even think it's cool. i've tried saying those words and i tell you, it's just plain weird for me to say vagina a.k.a cheebye, in another dialect because it doesn't make much sense or does it even mean anything besides vagina?

am i the only one here who thinks it is uncouth of a lady or ah lian to say such explicits boldly? even if i am the only one, i will still stick to my stand that ladies should refrain themselves from saying such words. btw imho, if you really think that really attracts this ah beng or uncouth guy you really like, you're so wrong...wait, maybe it does! (the world is such a weird place)

i mean, can you imagine a girl shouting across the road to another bitch she dislike using phrases like vagina...isn't that ironic? picture this petite ah lian who sees this bitch she dislikes and went "oi cheebye!" (hey vagina!) wow that seem to fit the bill...pretty well.


but then again, ah lians are called ah lians for a reason. so i shan't bother continue this entry or else the ah lians of the world unite come and wallop me!

for more vulgarities you're interested to know but never had the chance to, visit the talkingcock.com dictionary.

PS: this entry is a stereotypical example of ah lians. it does not necessarily mean that all ah lians behave that way. if any of these offended you, i sincerely apologize. -yeong

Boredom Almost Killed Me So

i've decided to list down the 20 things that i'll be doing later to kill my boredom, which makes me a murderer.

1. complete House Seasons 3 & 4
   
2. watch a cult movie like A Clockwork Orange
   
3. read a boring book
4. try to string my acoustic guitar which i will learn from, where else, YouTube?
5. ensure my sister starts doing her homework
6. do a yoga position
7. mock at my sister
   
8. mop the floor
9. continue planning my Melbourne trip
10. drink a 1.5l bottle of Coke Zero
11. try to sing in whistle, the Mariah Carey signature
12. buy a camera online
13. try to sell my things online at eatmystore.blogspot.com
14. dream of the guy i had dreamt last night
15. watch the news on CNA
16. do a facial
17. attempt to make farmboy salad NYDC style
18. make an appointment with browhaus for brow threading
19. start learning to type the proper way
20. step onto a cute guy's shoes and blame it's his fault
    

who am i kidding. all of these within a day?! hey you, i'm Yeong and if i believe i can do it, i will!

Watching Rated Movies With A Guy

am i the only one who feels the same? that, watching rated movies is such an awkward thing to do with my father or a guy? or at least i think so.

being brought up by a dad isn't easy for him, therefore as a daughter i'll try to cheer him up, teaching him how to use the computer, letting him into our world, if you know where i'm coming from. we have this similar thing for entertainment; DVDs and more, well DVDs so i'd rent DVDs at the weekends to make up time for each other and catching up to be done.

the usual, he'll smoke his tobacco while i'll do the preparation: get the snacks ready. load the DVD into my player and change whatever settings needed to be done and viola! "PA! THE MOVIE HAS STARTED!" he took his last puff, grabbed a glass of wine with him and settle on the sofa. and so, the movie started.

my dad loves action packed movies. those kungfu, superheroes, C.S.I flicks therefore i'd have to choose wisely; a movie that i'll watch and he'd appreciate. that night, i chose Miami Vice and i thought it looked great and the storyline is something worth watching, which it did..except for the super intimate scenes (a.k.a hot shower scene) that i wasn't expecting!!!


speaking of which, i recalled on watching a flick with intimate scenes (remember RoadtripEurotrip?!) with Mr. Tan and it wasn't so awkward as we had company: Miss Sam and Miss Ave. and we'll joke about the fake boobs and other random stuff along the line.


however, watching it with your daddy doesn't seems the case! when that scene came up, my inner thoughts were like, holy crap, what the fuck have i done! this is GREAT! awkward.... and i'd start to blabber things like OMG 123456789 times, or i'll try calling my sister whose eyes are glued to the PC which i clearly know isn't doing much help so i had to bear with all the awkwardness and not face my dad but the screen.

another incident was when we were watching Jarhead, remember there's this particular scene that guy received a video from his wife having sex with another fella? like, they showed the entire scene of them screwing around?! ...you get it.

guess it's time for me to get over this whole awkward feel! question is: HOW?

tell me, how can i ever get away with this? how can i overcome this situation? you tell me.

Soulja Girl?

see this is what happens when you take too much crack and listen to Soulja Boy on repeat mode 123456789 times. going around insulting others and wanna press charges? you gotta be shittin' me.

L33T!

i believe you guys do come across websites that provide page translations to another language of your choice. but, have you come across one that helps you with l33t translation? haha i just did!

it doesn't only translate your website in l33t lingo, it also translates your website to pimp, sknhead..and some other lingos you never thought will be translated!

i took a screenshot of this particular post in l33t lingo. cool, huh!

it feets funny to see your own website in l33t or some other universal languages but that's something new! click on the link to translate your website! you'll be amused by the results, guaranteed!

Sarcasm, My Middle Name?

fret not, but sarcasm isn't my middle name. i've met people who are million times more sarcastic than i am! how sarcasm are they?

like the creator of sarcasmsociety.com, he mentioned that:

"There is nothing more beautiful than sarcasm. That is definitely an overstatement but it should balance the moronic comment which says that sarcasm is the lowest form of humor. Now, whoever made that statement was desperately in need of a rectal broomstick extraction procedure.

Sarcasm usually requires a quick wit, and the ability to extract the minutest points of weakness in a conversation. So it is quite unlikely that it is the lowest form of humor as some would like to call it. Perhaps not being able to enjoy sarcasm is directly related to not having the ability to come up with sarcastic comments, which in turn creates a feeling of inadequacy, which in turn can spawn a Napoleon complex, that can cause someone to logicise that sarcasm is the humor of the stupid."

sarcasm, can be beautiful, on the other hand, sarcasm can also be ugly too. it can cut and slice you up like a sharp pointed knife, or it can make you look like a dainty looking princess.

there's only a few people whom i think carry out sarcasm swiftly, one of those is my friend Elina. she speaks like a pro and doesn't likes you to look pretty, so she's the vicious kind that cuts and slices you up neatly.

Everybody lies.

there another is Gregory House, who walks on a stick with a mouth made of molten steel.

Dr Cameron: Men should grow up.
Dr. Gregory House: Yeah. And dogs should stop licking themselves. It's not gonna happen.

{----}

Dr. Wilson: Even I don't like you!
Dr. Gregory House: Words can hurt you know.

{----}

Dr. Gregory House: You know how they say, "you can't live without love"? Well, oxygen is even more important.

if you're a big watcher of the medical drama, you'd have noted all the witty sarcasm he made. he's smart, he's sexy, i likey!!!

too bad for me no matter how hard i try to be sarcastic, i fail badly because i get cold sweat easily when someone rebuts and my mind will pause on a standstill, which sucks bad. note that i get attracted to people who carry out sarcasm like a pro. i don't know but i find that sexy and rather appealing. hehe

The Grinch

this is a story of a guy who loves to dang. he dangs because we nang ourselves. and he, in my opinion thinks that danging people is just another act of his promise to his readers; his entry on how pissed he is when someone nang their entry, so in return, he'll dang every single people who are proud of their work, therefore whenever we nang, he dangs.

most of my entries i've nanged, he danged them. haha and i'm amused.

i call him, the Boogey Man a.k.a the Grinch.

he doesn't dig brains out of people, but he digs emotions out of us. he makes us angry, feeling pissed, confused, disturbed and sometimes even sad. people hate him. people love him. he's one anti-self nanger person, and we all know you know who.

i always had this gut feeling about him that because of his dangs, he gets more readers as we'll be curious about his doings and will take the trouble to actually visit his blog or dig more information about him. so instead of "hating" him, or "loving" him, we're actually creating unique visits in his site stats counter. smart move, i say :)

i blog this entry, not because i hate him, neither do i love him. the reason why i blog this entry is to all who are feeling crossed, fury and disappointed. let's not waste emotions on this guy because he doesn't deserve any! i mean, he's doing his job as a blogger and an anti-self nanger so let him be! so whenever he dangs you, don't be surprised but keep doing what you always do: nang yourself!

ps: this post is dedicated to Nuffnangers in Innit :)

Mind Made Up

i've grown so much! from primary school to secondary school, i've not only grown horizontally, i also gained life knowledge as i walk past time. friends of mine graduated to become outstanding individuals when it comes to studies and work, some become hotter, shrunk and i've even heard one of my closest friend was nominated for FHM Girl Next Door! some became belles of their school, a few turned to modeling, a handful flown to other parts of the world to work or study...time really changes one, doesn't it?


like my friend SL, he's not only in drama, he's in an advertisement too! he used to be one of those monkeys in my class but turned out to be some good looking chap, of course with his loud personality still lingering...somewhere...

it seems that many have found what they want in life except for me, trying hard to know what i really want until there was this day i made up my mind.

Advertising. i think it not only broadens my knowledge for media, design and marketing and many others (can't think of any yet), it also spurs me to learn more as i go and drives me to be more innovative and creative when it comes to ideas. i know it's gonna be tough and not as easy as i think it's going to be, but i believe when someone is engrossed in their passion, they'll never stop pursuing and that's what i'm going to do. although, i have not tried or do i have any advertising experiences, i'm going to give a shot! i mean, no harm trying, isn't it?

everyone have dreams too, okay? but i know mine is going to come true. wait and see y'all!

When Girls Say "Nothing"

as female, i thought this is so typical yet true. here are some pointers for the guys to take note when girls speak the golden words. do take a minute or two to read and absorb, learn and adapt. :)

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.


4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!


5. This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wastng er time standing here and


6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').


8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying ____ YOU!


9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

New Edit Function For Innit!

i am waiting for this time to come and it finally did!

Edit function appears right after you posted an entry in Innit

i'm gonna rock your world, folks

Nuffnang and Innit have decided to come up with the Edit Function for Innit posts so to edit any typo error whatsoever! super efficient and a great function for typo typists like me lol! it's going to change my Innit world and hopefully you felt same sentiments!

cheerios!

YouTube Pisses Me Bad

picture you're watching your favourite MTV on television and your mom comes over, grabs the remote control from your hands and switch it off.

most immediate reactions would be: TURN IT BACK ON I'M STILL NOT DONE WITH IT!

this is the problem with YouTube these days and i have no idea what beans it's going through. because whenever i'm watching the episodes i've missed out from American Idol, YouTube somehow gets disconnected! no matter how many times i try getting back in, this error flashed on the screen:

Http/1.1 Internal Server Error

is it just me acting all paranoid or YouTube trying to be funny? argh and i was wondering how long this error will last in the server because it's making me rather impatient! moreover this happened twice to me! how frustrating can that be! bah what's happening!

but i'll still always love YouTube for posting awesome videos that i'll watch :/


note: the error always occur around time like GST+8 5am (which is like a few minutes ago)

When You're Happy and You Know It...

despite all sick and feeling crappy i sung a happy song New Soul by Yael Naim! oh god i love her! she and her husky sexy vocals! i wanted to sing the entire song however i sounded as if i'm having asthma attacks when i go la la la la la la (x21) x 2


hear only at your own risk!

you guys should have known that song came from MacBook Air's advertisement. super awesome!

Porn

For Viewing Pleasure Only.
PORN AHEAD!
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what were you thinking?!