Fred sounds like Freddy Krueger, or Fred Perry...but the real Fred I'm talking about is...this super cute guy here! By the way, his name's Lucas and he's 14, 15? Fred is a fictional character he portrays. And, NO I'M NOT A STALKER!
...I just love watching his videos. Check this one out! It might sound a little annoying, but that's his style of doing things. You just have to watch the entire clip!!!
His face is so rubbery that whatever expressions he does he just look so funny. Love the way he rolls his eyes, the way he cups his hands by his face...classic! I truly believe that he will become a really successful standup comedian, because he is THAT good!
Anyway, I did a little storyline on him using the pictures I've printscreened. Enjoy!
2008 National Spelling Bee Competition caught my attention. I googled and I found this in YouTube. I jerked back and forward...LAUGHING! Because the whole scenario is just so funny to watch!
it's pretty disheartening to discuss this over a joyous day (hello, its labor day) about our beloved Britney but i shall do it for the sake of love. remember the day Britney shaved her hair off and it was disastrous?
watch it, Paris
imagine your favourite celebrities bald?...nope, i'd rather not think of it.
Natalie Portman shaved off for her role in V for Vendetta
here's a pictures of your favourite celebs BALD! i managed to dig them from AOL teens and frankly speaking i thought jessica alba looks hot when she's bald. what irony!
well, i've pranks for all walks of life. Happy April's Fool! (scroll down for super hilarious phone pranks!)
For Your Parents: Daughter:"I'm 3mths pregnant and loving it!" Son: "I made a girl pregnant and she's my sister."
For Your Friends: "If you guys dig deeper you'd realise you've already eaten 1/2 of a cockroach, yummy?"
For Guys Only: The victim of this subtle prank should be a girl with prominent breasts or nipples. The prank is simply to ask her if she can touch her elbows together behind her back, which is physically impossible for a human of normal anatomy, but it causes the breasts to protrude more than any other posture. The longer the victim continues to attempt the Impossible Elbow Touch, the funnier and more enjoyable it is for the observers.
For Ladies Only: Very simple. Turn your guys on, and then turn them off.
Phone Pranks
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hope you guys aren't peeing your pants! apparently the 3rd one's my ultimate favourite! ooh! :)
yesterday i managed to watch this amazing stand-up comedy starring a ventriloquist and his puppet friend. i laughed till i cried, seriously. i thought to myself: why isn't ventriloquism brought back to the mainstream showbiz?
then the answer dawned upon me: because what we see is supposedly an 'illusion' and nobody pays much money watching a guy 'talking' to himself, isn't it? also, in my own opinion, ventriloquism can be pretty boring if the entertainer sucks at entertaining his audience.
moreover, there are surprisingly decreasing number of ventriloquist as a career in the world now because many believe such entertainment aren't able help them earn sufficient money for their lives so many took ventriloquism as a hobby.
there used to be this Veteran Ventriloquist in the 80's...hmm what's his name again?
oh yes! Victor Khoo & Charlie! his act with Charlie brought back many memories when i still know nuts who Britney Spears was. so my world revolved in fictional characters like Sharity Elephant or cartoon shows like Captain Planet, Barney & Friends and many others! blah blah blah oh, you get my gist.
also if you did read my previous entry, that dedication video, it was actually extracted from America's Got Talent 2007, Winner Ventriloquist Terry Fator singing live with Kermit The Frog and his puppet friend, Johnny. lovely, no?!
so back to Ventriloquism, i really wish the trend to return! it's not only back as part of entertainment showbiz, it can also inspire others to pick up this amazing form of performing arts. i won't mind paying the best priced ticket for a good stand-up in support of Ventriloquism. like juggling and unicycling, Ventriloquism is just another disappearing act that should be brought back to the scene! :)
prior to my previous entry, i found this amazing stand-up comedy of this super awesome guy Jeff Dunham who made me laugh till my guts curl into each other! sit back and enjoy this super duper hilarious video that i've mentioned earlier.
so much for sex, huh. thought it would be pretty interesting to post this up because sometimes we wonder what sex lives we might lead. here's the rough estimation and i hope this cracks you up a little. enjoy :D
OCCUPATIONS A-Z & HOW THEY DO IT
ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures. ACTORS do it on cue. ADVERTISERS use the "new, improved" method. AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker. ANSI does it in the standard way ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old. ARCHITECTS have great plans. ARTISTS are exhibitionists. ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it over and over. ASTRONOMERS do it with Uranus. ATTORNEYS make better motions. AUDITORS like to examine figures. BABYSITTERS charge by the hour. BAILIFFS always come to order. BAKERS knead it daily. BAND MEMBERS play all night. BANKERS do it with interest - penalty for early withdrawal. BARBERS do it with shear pleasure. BARTENDERS do it on the rocks. BASEBALL PLAYERS make it to first base. BASKETBALL PLAYERS score more often. BEEKEEPERS like to eat their honey. BEER BREWERS do it with more hops. BEER DRINKERS get more head. BICYCLISTS do it with 10 speeds. BOOKKEEPERS do it with double entry. BOSSES delegate the task to others. BOWLERS have bigger balls. BRICKLAYERS lay all day. BRIDGE PLAYERS try to get a rubber. BUS DRIVERS come early and pull out on time. BUTCHERS have better meat. C'Bers do it on the air. CAMPERS do it in a tent. CARPENTERS hammer it harder. CARPET LAYERS do it on the floor. CHEERLEADERS do it with more enthusiasm. CHEMISTS like to experiment. CHESS PLAYERS check their mates. CHIROPRACTORS do it by manipulation. CLOCK MAKERS do it mechanically. CLOWNS do it for laughs. COACHES whistle while they work. COBOL PROGRAMMERS do it with bugs. COCKTAIL WAITRESSES serve highballs. COMPUTER GAME PLAYERS just can't stop. COMPUTER OPERATORS get the most out of their software. CONSTRUCTION WORKERS lay a better foundation. CONSULTANTS tell other how to do it. COPS have bigger guns. COWBOYS handle anything horny. COWGIRLS like to ride bareback. CRANE OPERATORS have swinging balls. CREDIT MANAGERS always collect. DANCERS do it in leaps and bounds. DEADHEADS do it with Jerry. DEER HUNTERS will do anything for a buck. DENTAL HYGIENISTS do it till it hurts. DENTISTS do it in your mouth. DETECTIVES do it under cover. DIETICIANS eat better. DIRECT MAILERS get it in the sack. DIVERS do it deeper. DOCTORS do it with patience. DRUGGISTS fill your prescription. DRUMMERS do it in 4/4 time. DRY WALLER'S are better bangers. ELECTRICIANS check your shorts. ENGINEERS charge by the hour. EXECUTIVES have large staffs. FARMERS spread it around. FIREMEN are always in heat. FISHERMEN are proud of their rods. FOOTBALL PLAYERS are measured by the yard. FOUR-WHEELERS eat more bush. FURRIERS appreciate good beaver. GARBAGE MEN come once a week. GARDENERS have 50 foot hoses. GAS STATION ATTENDANTS pump all day. GEOLOGISTS are great explorers. GOLFERS do it in 18 holes. GYMNASTS mount and dismount well. HACKERS do it with fewer instructions. HAIRDRESSERS give the best blow jobs. HAM OPERATORS do it with frequency. HANDYMEN like good screws. HEWLETT PACKARD does it with precision. HORSEBACK RIDERS stay in the saddle longer. HUNTERS do it with a bang. INSURANCE SALESMEN are premium lovers. INTERIOR DECORATORS do it all over the house. INVENTORS find a way. JANITORS clean up afterwards. JEWELERS mount real gems. JOGGERS do it on the run. LANDSCAPERS plant it deeper. LAWYERS do it in their briefs. LIBRARIANS do it quietly. LOCKSMITHS can get into anything. LONG DISTANCE RUNNERS last longer. MACHINISTS make the best screws. MAGICIANS are quicker than the eye. MAINTENANCE MEN sweep 'em off their feet. MANAGERS supervise others. MARKETING REPs do it on commission. MILKMEN deliver twice a week. MILLIONAIRES pay to have it done. MINERS sink deeper shafts. MINISTERS do it on Sundays. MISSILE MEN have better thrust. MODELS do it in any position. MODEM MANUFACTURERS do it with all sorts of characters. MOTORCYCLISTS like something hot between their legs. MOVIE STARS do it on film. MUSICIANS do it with rhythm. NONSMOKERS do it without huffing and puffing. NURSES call the shots. OCEANOGRAPHERS do it down under. OPERATORS do it person-to-person. OPTOMETRISTS do it face-to-face. PAINTERS do it with longer strokes. PARAMEDICS PHOTOGRAPHERS do it with a flash. PHYSICISTS do it with uniform harmonic motion. PILOTS keep it up longer. PLUMBERS do it under the sink. POLICEMEN like big busts. POLITICIANS do it for 4 years then have to get re-erected. POSTMEN come slower. PRINTERS do it without wrinkling the sheets. PRINTERS reproduce the fastest. PROCTOLOGISTS do it in the end. PROFESSORS do it by the book. RACERS like to come in first. RACQUETBALL PLAYERS do it off the wall.. RADIO and TV ANNOUNCERS broadcast it. REAL ESTATE PEOPLE know all the prime spots. RECYCLERS use it again. REPAIRMEN can fix anything. REPORTERS do it daily. RESEARCHERS are still looking for it. RETAILERS move their merchandise. ROOFERS do it on top. RUNNERS get into more pants. SAILORS like to be blown. SALESPEOPLE have away with their tongues. SCIENTISTS discovered it. SECRETARIES do it from 9 to 5. SKYDIVERS are good till the last drop. SOCCER PLAYERS have leather balls. SPEECH PATHOLOGISTS are oral specialists. SPELUNKERS do it underground. SPORTSCASTERS like an instant replay. STEWARDESSES do it in the air. STUDENTS use their heads. SURGEONS are smooth operators. TAILORS make it fit. TAXI DRIVERS do it all over town. TAXIDERMISTS mount anything. TELEPHONE CO. EMPLOYEES let their fingers do the walking. TELLERS can handle all deposits and withdrawals. TENNIS PLAYERS have fuzzy balls. TRUCK DRIVERS have bigger dipsticks. TRUCKERS carry bigger loads. TYPISTS do it in triplicate. VETERINARIANS are pussy lovers. VOLLEYBALL PLAYERS keep it up. WAITRESSES serve it piping hot. WATER SKIERS come down harder. WELDERS have hotter rods. WRESTLERS know the best holds. WRITERS have novel ways. ZOOLOGISTS do it with animal instinct.
TO ALL A LEVEL STUDENTS, YOU GUYS HAVE COME THIS FAR TO COMPLETE THIS TASK; WITHOUT A DOUBT, ALL EFFORTS AND STRENGTH PUT INTO. JUST WANT TO WISH YOU ALL THE BEST IN YOUR PAPERS. KUDOS TO ALL OF YOU! YOU ARE THE CHAMPION!
Hi! I'm Fred! Check out my YouTube videos!
God told me I'm special.
I am!
Don't look at me that way, It can't be helped!
Hey, I'm not disgusting! Quit staring at me!
QUIT STARING AT ME YOU MORONS!
You're jealous that I'm special.
YES YOU!
Now you're mocking at me? See, I can too!
Okay okay, whatever that makes you happy. *Pouts*
*In A Trance*
Know what? I'm going to sing Mariah Carey's now go away!
