Obsessed With Fred

Fred sounds like Freddy Krueger, or Fred Perry...but the real Fred I'm talking about is...this super cute guy here! By the way, his name's Lucas and he's 14, 15? Fred is a fictional character he portrays. And, NO I'M NOT A STALKER!

...I just love watching his videos. Check this one out! It might sound a little annoying, but that's his style of doing things. You just have to watch the entire clip!!!


His face is so rubbery that whatever expressions he does he just look so funny. Love the way he rolls his eyes, the way he cups his hands by his face...classic! I truly believe that he will become a really successful standup comedian, because he is THAT good!

Anyway, I did a little storyline on him using the pictures I've printscreened. Enjoy!

Hi! I'm Fred! Check out my YouTube videos!

God told me I'm special.

I am!

Don't look at me that way, It can't be helped!

Hey, I'm not disgusting! Quit staring at me!

QUIT STARING AT ME YOU MORONS!

You're jealous that I'm special.

YES YOU!

Now you're mocking at me? See, I can too!

Okay okay, whatever that makes you happy. *Pouts*

*In A Trance*

Know what? I'm going to sing Mariah Carey's now go away!

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I'm watching House like my daily ritual.
caught too many movies online too. lazy to list all down
I think I'll write detailed reviews after I'm tired with the screen :)

Miss Sam has left for Australia and heck knows when she'll be back
PS: I've plenty of songs for you and I'm sure you'll love them

Sexy boy Mr. Tan has left for Australia (with Miss Sam!) after a tough decision
It was such a rush, I thought it was pretty cool
Can't wait for you to tell me bout your trip!
*looks at Aveline's direction*

New Found Love - Angela Aki
Indie/Pop Japanese-American Singer
Powerful, impactful, stunning vocals & super awesome piano skills
She does live shows like a pro. Here's proof.

Ssssss..Superheadz's here in Singapore!
Lomofreaks grab yours now at Asylum!

Hungry for hot guys?
Cleo Bachelors Carnival at Zouk, 08 March 08
Don't Miss Out the Kissing Booth
(to be kissed by some hot guy? yum-my)
PS: Syphilis-Free

Incubus' Light Grenades Tour 2008
starring special guest Saosin
07 March 08 , 7pm
and
KT Tunstall's Drastic Fantastic Tour 2008
27th March 2008, 8pm
(Check out Kunstall's HOT Guitar!!!)

Grab your tickets now at Sistic, doh!

so I was really bored and so
I dug this out from my photo archive. HA HA HA

Zouk Turn Off starring 2 Girls And A Cup

i suck.

when it comes to alcohol. like yesterday im supposed to club with tan's clique and samantha turns out to be a back out because i cant even stand on my two feet and my head hurts like fuck. i only know questel was talking to me and telling me it'll be really fun but all i know is that i wanna puke so badly and head straight home and to my bed.

(sorry tan and clique i made this whole clubbing date a turn off and thanks for the vodka)

i was really enjoying myself at the coffeeshop even though its just a crap yaking session with booze, of course and nonetheless, girls doing things that are just out of our imagination. perhaps you can just google for 2 cups and a girl and you'll know what im talking about. (not suited for the weak hearted)

by the way didnt managed to catch the fashion show and i must admit that zouk has full of cute and hot guys(not surprising) but what do i get? none but only tan who was crazy high, cool clique and happy samantha. yeehaw!

anyways, still interested in 2 Cups 1 Girl? check this video out to see the responses of those who caught it before making the right decision.

This Might Make You Sick

this is NOT a party or cocktail hat
dickhead

this isn't happening in japan, neither is it singapore or malaysia, but C for china; one of the cheapest places to travel, eat and shop! and guess what relation does it even have with the above picture? those condoms are recycled. you didnt hear me wrong, recycled! meaning that the goddammed condoms were onced used by one of the 1000000000000000 sexually aroused men in china. the best part has yet to come.

if that was hard enough for you to swallow (no pun intended), dear ladies, the rubber bands or rubber ties that neaten up your beautiful hair could be one one of the recycled used condoms which is indeed, what the fuck. and guys if you think it's funny imagine your girl friends or loved ones using them. it's not even close to funny :(

as stated in the news:

"These cheap and colorful rubber bands and hair ties sell well in the city, threatening the health of local people and tourists," the paper said.

"There are a lot of bacteria and viruses on the rubber bands and hair ties made from used condoms," a dermatologist at the Guangzhou Hospital of Armed Police, who asked to be identified by his surname Dong, said.

"People could be infected with AIDS, warts or other diseases if they hold the rubber bands or strings in their mouths while weaving their hair into plaits or buns," Dong was quoted as saying by the paper.

A bag of 10 recycled hair ties costs only 25 fen at local markets, which is much less than the normal rate for such products, the paper said.

- chinadaily (click for the actual post)

my gooooooodnessss. imagine tourists who traveled to Guangzhou, spotted such cheap deals and decided to buy and import back to motherland after reselling them. ha!

...OMGWRF

i am simply speechless.
hady mirza won Asian Idol 2007 and that was the first in history.
who would have even thought about that?

i almost choked on my wantons, i swear.

Guys Guys Guys

X Hellogoodybye - All Of Your Love

lets talk about hot stuff. like, RAIN or in chinese, 雨 the korean hot shot whom almost everyone is crazy about. that is one hella of a name seriously. like, who the heck calls his or her own, RAIN? okay whatever im nobody to judge.

when i first know about him, i felt quite ridiculed because from what ive heard -- "he's so hott! so cute! so..talented..chunky hunky.." okay you know what i mean. so what? he is just another new guy who is in the hots now, but not for long.

but i guess im just so so wrong.

maybe im just being prejudiced against the majority of the koreans. because i think the way they speak sound really crude, therefore even if he or she is hot, sexy, cute whatsoever, their image is totally ruined by how they speak. get what i mean?

its like in singapore, you come across this cute and hot guy/babe. when you would like to get hold of their number, the time you start to head towards their direction to approach them, they just give you that stare. one step closer, you'll get it. or maybe when you start opening your mouth and ask for their number, they start opening their mouth...in the crudest manner. across or straight to your face, into your tummy or up in your crotch. the image, snap! just gone like that. i still cant really adapt the way they speak. no offence fellow koreans!

snap back to RAIN, i wasnt really in a frenzy for him until i saw him dance and sing. the moves and the way he grooves to the music; bravo!perfecto!
he's cute..without speaking of course. haha

rain? hahahaha.

i love the photographer who did all these. ha!

well, so much for korean guys. lets talk about local guys. well, from what i observed, local guys can be catagoried into many kinds. these are a few that i can think of (tell me if its true) :

1. average looking but no seh / average looking but got the seh
2. drop dead gorgeous yet no seh / drop dead grogeous but got the seh
3. nerds and forever nerdy / nerds but in future, morphed into drop dead gorgeous (i like!)
4. true gentleman and really really nice / act gentleman and not really nice
5. insensitive / over-sensitive
6. act cool buey cool a.ka. the wannabes / cool and original
7. serious / jokers
8. egoistical bitches / emo boys (usually emo kids have hair like paul twohill)
9. rich and the famous
10. horny and desperate (usually turn out to become potential rapists or paedophiles, players or ONSs)
11. ah bengs

but hey whatever i observed might be wrong! its time for you to tell me what you think about how you think about local guys.

peace.

Eric Clapton

X Eric Clapton - Wonderful Tonight

i love Eric Clapton. who doesnt?

yes my darling, you look wonderful tonight.