Sarcasm, My Middle Name?

fret not, but sarcasm isn't my middle name. i've met people who are million times more sarcastic than i am! how sarcasm are they?

like the creator of sarcasmsociety.com, he mentioned that:

"There is nothing more beautiful than sarcasm. That is definitely an overstatement but it should balance the moronic comment which says that sarcasm is the lowest form of humor. Now, whoever made that statement was desperately in need of a rectal broomstick extraction procedure.

Sarcasm usually requires a quick wit, and the ability to extract the minutest points of weakness in a conversation. So it is quite unlikely that it is the lowest form of humor as some would like to call it. Perhaps not being able to enjoy sarcasm is directly related to not having the ability to come up with sarcastic comments, which in turn creates a feeling of inadequacy, which in turn can spawn a Napoleon complex, that can cause someone to logicise that sarcasm is the humor of the stupid."

sarcasm, can be beautiful, on the other hand, sarcasm can also be ugly too. it can cut and slice you up like a sharp pointed knife, or it can make you look like a dainty looking princess.

there's only a few people whom i think carry out sarcasm swiftly, one of those is my friend Elina. she speaks like a pro and doesn't likes you to look pretty, so she's the vicious kind that cuts and slices you up neatly.

Everybody lies.

there another is Gregory House, who walks on a stick with a mouth made of molten steel.

Dr Cameron: Men should grow up.
Dr. Gregory House: Yeah. And dogs should stop licking themselves. It's not gonna happen.

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Dr. Wilson: Even I don't like you!
Dr. Gregory House: Words can hurt you know.

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Dr. Gregory House: You know how they say, "you can't live without love"? Well, oxygen is even more important.

if you're a big watcher of the medical drama, you'd have noted all the witty sarcasm he made. he's smart, he's sexy, i likey!!!

too bad for me no matter how hard i try to be sarcastic, i fail badly because i get cold sweat easily when someone rebuts and my mind will pause on a standstill, which sucks bad. note that i get attracted to people who carry out sarcasm like a pro. i don't know but i find that sexy and rather appealing. hehe