Guy Friend X

this guy friend X, is a player.

he loves one night stands and never misses to make new girl friends in clubs. gets their number, sleeps with them. and he so he thought women are cheap sluts and bitches with the V-agina but not the B-rains. when he opened up and told me he's a player, my jaws dropped repeatedly because i can't believe i'm speaking to an intelligent man(so i thought) who sleeps loosely! what a bastard.

we used to chat about general matters and ending up in heated arguments without a conclusion. that was how our conversations last and how we actually appreciated each other's company. however once he opened up, he just couldn't stop yakking about how he conquered his land and how he dominated the world which really annoys me. it never stopped when...

X told me he fell in love with this girl in his faculty.

he deleted girls' numbers. ceased all his dates and avoided ONS, his forte for flirting disappeared into the cold solid ground. i was convinced that he loves the girl, Z. so X and Z are happily together and my boy X stopped talking to me in msn, never reply to my messages and we just stopped meeting each other for coffee. it was weird for a friendship to end abruptly and it was funnier that 5months later he finally decided to message me telling me that his relationship he thought was dovey sweet ended.

because Z was dating a 40 year old saggy man behind his back! ouch.

"i didn't even made attempts to fornicate! i'm exceptionally loyal and i love her!" he aded.

"what comes around goes around," i replied. "i cut myself for her" he answered and i was taken back by surprise because X always laugh at people who are suicidal. couldn't believe my eyes that he too turned into one of the emo kids!

[pauses] don't you think people who are suicidal after ending a really awful relationship are dumb? maybe they are emotionally distressed and couldn't think straight so thinking that killing themselves will solve all the issues they face. correct me, but isn't suicidal a form of escapade from reality? like, slitting your wrists make you a hero? or dying after popping bottles of pills will make your ex love you again? what moronic idiot. why bring extra pain to yourself when you are hurt badly?

"your gf left you for a saggy guy. so you admit defeated?"

"yeah i had learnt a lesson and i'm gonna fuck all the girls again and not even thinking of another decent relationship for the time being."

"i won't be surprised if you had syphilis or herpes. y' know what, whatever that makes you happy."

the saying " a leopard never changes its spot" is such spot on for X, heh.

by the way if you're still wondering if we're back talking again, we are. (: